We are so happy, we are starting to think that we shouldn't be so happy. Another item from the Great List is in our hands!! This time from our Humen ally at OpulentOddities. We like her.
She gave us gifts so we gave her gifts as well. We like gifts.
We ripped the Humen envelope into a myriad of pieces and here's what we found inside:
Oh the joy! The happiness! We are exalted! The black ribbon could not contain our anticipation and the bubbly wrapping payed for standing in the way of our gifts!
Our much needed humongous key along with what we can only assume to be crystallized essence of spirit life, came with many more gifts. Our Humen ally included a gift of grapey blue sweet old earrings made surely from the same crystallized spirit essence! She also wrote us pretty things with pretty letters and gave us a gift of a button with a pin! We assume it's her on the button and she looks pretty and elegant for a Humen.But very importantly, most importantly indeed for our Great Mission, she drew us a map with all sorts of important information!! We have of course censored a part of it, as we don't want to share some important information with everyone. We are not even telling you what this important information is about and you cannot guess it. Go on. We dare you. You can't... See?
We like her map. And it is proving very useful. Our spies are already spread out and watching and sniffing. So remember, if you are in the area depicted in the map and you notice a squirrel: the squirrel has noticed you first.We thank you kind Humen ally for all your gifts, and we hope you enjoy ours! We also want to get all the pretty things from your shop, because they are really really pretty. If anything goes mysteriously missing, it's not our spies that took it. No, no, definitely not our spies...
Press the button on the right to go to OpulentOddities.etsy.com and enjoy all the pretty antique stuff there.
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