Our Great Mission

Deep in the Wise Black Forest, across the Cinnamon Blueberry River one can find, if she knows the whereabouts well enough, our beautiful Peachgrove. Although you are not welcome there, if you are planning to visit our sacred Peachgrove you’ll be needing formal permission of entrance acquired from the Ancient Peachtree. Well to be honest, it’s almost impossible for a Humen to get a permission, but if you are coming as Humen allies in order to help us with our thorny mission, an exception could be made.

Our days of peace and tranquility are over!!!!
Our Beautiful Lady of the Peachgrove has been kidnapped by an ugly, shadowy Humen lord and his little rabbit charlatan. Every creature in the Wise Black Forest is mourning with this awful treachery, even the mischievous Forest bunnies pretend they’re in grief not that they can do otherwise. Only the calamitous apricots, our eternal enemies, are enjoying our misfortune and have been increasing their attacks.

We now have one mission!
To make the long forbidden journey to the City of Humen and bring our Lady back!
In order for this never before tried journey to happen we have compiled The Great List with the help of every wise creature of the Black Forest. The Great List is full of all the items that we will need for our mission to be successful and is sure to change and be revised according to the progress of our journey, the cloud patterns, the rainbow’s appetite, the song of the grass and other such gravely important factors. Unfortunately, most of the items in The Great List are Humen City made stuff. And so we need your help Humen! We will be happy to exchange any item in The Great List with acorns our Forest currency or one of our art prints (you know, those colorfully stained papers, made from OUR trees - damn you Humen). Actually, we would be happier if you gave us one of the items as a gift, and we would reward your kindness with a gift of any of our prints. We like gifts! \(^o^)/

If you cannot help us with any of the items in The Great List, you can always crave for one of our art prints and you can make it your own in exchange for Humen paper currency (again made from OUR trees). We have set the exchange rate at 77 acorns for 1 Humen paper bill (our bird spies tell us you call it “Doll-are”).

Our art is painted by our cheerful and very happy to be with us “volunteer” artist, Fey. We gave her a proper name and rest assured we feed her with the finest of our Black Forest fruits and clothe her with the finest of our leafy threads. So don’t worry Humen. We like Humen. We love Humen - that cooperate -. She will be following us through our journey and recording it in every step with moustachy brushes and stubborn colors. Stay with us and nurture our big journey and if you can’t help us at least enjoy it. But above all, DON’T GET IN OUR WAY!!!!!!!

We’ll firstly publish the image of our Lady of the Peachgrove and you will soon see Her posted in every corner of your Humen City paths. If you see Her, contact us immediately but don’t go near the shadowy Humen lord or his mischievous rabbit spy that hold Her. They are both VERY VERY dangerous and smelly.

We love you..
...and if you help us, we’ll “convince” our bunnies in capture to worship you!!

The 7 Peachlings