Wednesday, November 7, 2007

WANTED -- Have you seen this rapscallion?

This mischievous rapscallion and his Humen lord are at fault. But what to expect from a pitiful and despicable rabbit charlatan that has lived for years among the Humen, in the Humen City, as a mere servant of a vile and malevolent Humen lord. Beware of his ungodly charms and cunning, able to magnetize even the most stony minds (Humen and Forest beings alike)! Don’t be fooled by his always perfect Humen sense of fashion!

He is wanted for crimes against the Black Forest including but not limited to : kidnapping of a supreme being, gross trespassing on sacred territory, violence against plants, illegal pruning, disregard of the Black Forest dress code, ridiculous Humen behavior, faking shortsightedness, unlawful seduction of plants and animals, unlawful Human odor, spying and being annoying.

But this little, arrogant furball has commited his last crime! He is marked as the worst traitor the Forest has ever produced and he will find an angry animal and plant everywhere he goes. Except for the Humen City, of course, because you Humen have eaten all the plants and animals there. But that is why we are asking for your help Humen appetiteous friends!! You can be our eyes and ears and noses and tongues and fingertips in your Humen City, in all those places that our bird spies cannot reach. Save the Peachgrove!!! Also, could you stop cutting our trees please?

Now pay attention Humen: never approach this little charlatan, he’ll always know that you are following him, as a sly spy that he is! Contact us immediately if you see him! He and his master are both at fault and they’ll be judged by our Supreme Black Forest Judge for kidnapping our graceful Lady of the Peachgrove.

We love you,

The 7 Peachlings

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