Potbunny

Bunny experiment # 1

Finally this experiment was a glorious success! After lots and lots of tries, we’ve managed to find the exact ingredients for your perfect creeping ivy bunny! Now you can have it too, just follow our instructions:

INGREDIENTS

An earthen cracked and patched pot
Some fertile moist soil hosting a rosy cheeked lady caterpillar
7 handfuls of poison ivy seeds
1/2 a handful of baby fern seeds
A mild tempered white bunny (different colored bunnies may produce different results)
Rainbow water droplets
And many impatient mornings of Sun

RECIPE

Find your pot in someone else's garden, preferably a Gnome garden, and send your servants to get it at night. If anything, the Gnomes are hilarious when they are missing a plant. Replant or eat the plant that was in the pot. Clean the pot well and wash it with rain water to remove any impish infiltrators.

Get soil from a flower garden that has pretty flowers and take a couple of flowers as well to adorn your hair. If you don't have a rosy cheeked lady caterpillar friend, you will have to bribe one with some home made cookies and beetroot juice or alternatively you can get her drunk on fermented apples and then trick her into signing a contract while drunk.

Pick a bunny. Not any bunny will do though. A calm and subservient bunny is best, with a sort of planty or leafy disposition. Tell it that you will love it more as a plant. Stuff the bunny in the pot (ATTENTION: feet first, we won't make the same mistake again). Fill the rest of the pot with the soil you collected.

We have received information that you can BUY seeds in the Humen City!!! This is absolutely out of the question!!!!! You need to gather the seeds yourself! or have your servants do it. Nice fresh seeds, picked from the plants not gathered from the ground. Plant only the baby fern seeds at first and then sprinkle 1 handful of poison ivy seeds per day over the bunny.

Water 7 times a day for 7 days with Rainbow water droplets gathered from your nearest Rainbow's end. Once per day for the first 7 days sprinkle 1 handful of poison ivy seeds over the bunny. You should start to see little sprouts of green after the 3rd or 4th day, starting from the bunny's belly and sometimes ears. By the end of the critical first week the bunny should have rooted well and strongly.

Note that our bunny above had been growing for almost a month and so had been thoroughly greenified at the time the portrait was painted. Don't be discouraged by initial failures and be patient!

TIPS

If the rosy cheeked lady caterpillar is out of town, you can substitute her with a rosy butt-cheeked monkeyspider.
Mellow music can help the bunny grow stronger.
Remind your bunny not to act like a plant, but be one with its plantness.
After the bunny is thoroughly rooted, don't forget to water every day with fresh water, but don't feed it carrots that's cannibalism!!!!

We love you,

The 7 Peachlings