Have you seen this kind and beautiful Lady?If you see Her, please contact us immediately!!
She is our beautiful Lady of the Peachgrove. She has peachy hair and autumn leafy eyes. Her beauty made an ugly shadowy Humen lord and his little rabbit charlatan to kidnap her from our Peachgrove that awful watery summery evening.
No longer will Her kind eyes make the flowers bloom and the clouds rain. So much is She missed that the poison ivy has stopped climbing and the clovers have stopped producing fourth leaves. The whole Wise Black Forest is in a state of mourning.
Why didn't she listen to us, ages ago, when we proposed unanimously to extermin...... *cough*...*cough*... we mean displace all of you Humen, to a new land far far away from our Black Forest. Yes, displace, that's it. We should note this down.... Well, anyway, She protected you from "displacement", as She loves every living thing. Including the smelly ones. And now one of you, Humen, has stolen Her from us. But do not worry, we don't hate you. We love you. So help us in finding Her. Or we will hate you.
We love you,
The 7 Peachlings
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Dear 7 Peachlings,
I am sorry to say I have not seen your beautiful lady of the Peachgrove. I am very happy thou, that you have decided to have Fey record your happenings. It is a wonderful pleasure to read all of your adventures. I have added you to my inspirational readings and hope you dont mind the link...
dreadfully yours,
gloria
Dear Humen Gloria, allways keep your Humen eyes open for our Lady! That you haven't seen Her yet, only attests that you are not an evil lord minion! We are sure he keeps Her well hidden, since our bird spies haven't still spotted Her.
But with glorious Humen allies like you, we will soon bring our Beautiful Lady of the Peachgrove back where She belongs.
We don't mind at all about the "link", Fey explained to us that the little imps that carry the messages through the "links" are sworn to secrecy under pain of death. So we don't mind using this Humen spidery "web" of yours, though we don't usually associate with spiders.
We love you,
The 7 Peachlings
As of yet I have not seen her but if I do I will certainly inform you of my sighting.
oh!No..this is horrible!Curses shodow-y figure with a bunny!I t is soo sad they are so frquent in the humen world!
ps.-this probly has noo realation but is it weird that i saw a flock of bunnies ealier??
-ryce...a peachling
oh!No..this is horrible!Curses shodow-y figure with a bunny!I t is soo sad they are so frquent in the humen world!
ps.-this probly has noo realation but is it weird that i saw a flock of bunnies ealier??
-ryce...a peachling
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