Our bird spies are very efficient and reliable. However, they have a mind of their own and always ask something in return. Unlike the bunnies. Wouldn’t it be a marvellous mixture of bunny and bird? Well, we can’t expect bunnies to be as smart as birds, but at least they could try hard to accomplish the flying part. For this reason we are conducting this airy experiment. The bunny has already been in the cage for a month and is enjoying the diet of seeds and berries. It has refused to fly until now, but we are sure that it is just a matter of time. Our perilous mission to your Humen city will be so much easier with a flock of bunnies in our service.INGREDIENTS
A very possessive old cage
Golden canary feathers (Golden canaries are hard to catch, so you might want to bribe them)
Sticky tape of great permanence
Twiggy twigs for clawey claws
String from strong strange straight vine (known also as the “triple S vine”)
A curved bird beak made from beakwood
TIPS
Treat it as you would any bird, including feeding, cleaning and conversation topics.
Always call it “Birdy”.
Once a day, attach it to a string and throw it high in the air in a swinging motion. If it fails to fly say to it: “You are still too young to fly, little Birdy, aren’t you?” and put it back in its cage.
We love you,
The 7 Peachlings
1 comment:
Thank You, Thank You.
I Thank You for this recipe. It is one of the closest I have come to find, to be exactly what I was looking for.
Do you think this will work on our hamster?
Do you have any concoctions or suggestion for transforming a chicken into a bunny?
See, we started with 16 chickens on our farm, but are looking into transforming them into hare for breeding and selling. If you have suggestions please let me know.
Oh, yes, I received my token of appreciation, and thank you profusely for the pocketful of Wise Black Forest, it will come in handy.
.gloria.
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